TRY THE DRINK!

TODAY

PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1

NOW I GET IT!

THE TSG MOTTO

IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION

BUSH ASKS THE TURKEY FOR ADVICE

OH DEAR, WHAT A GIMP!

MUST SEE TV

IN ANSWER TO A COMMENT POSTED, HERE IS A QUESTION I FOUND ON A FORUM (CLICK TO ENLARGE)

HOPE IT HELPS

HAPPY SLAPPIN'

TSG

WHEN TURKEY SLAPS GO BAD

SLAP WITH CAUTION

BUSH AND HOWARD DISCUSS TECHNIQUE, BUT NEITHER HAVE A CLUE

GIMPS!

NO NEED TO BY A MEMBER

JUST POST YOUR COMMENTS

GOBBLE, GOBBLE

TSG

NO IDEA

WE THINK HE SHOULD SEEK PROFESSSIONAL ADVICE

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE-

WHAT A GIMP!

SOLVE THE PUZZLE

AND WIN GREAT PRIZES

PRIZES MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST

INTRODUCING

THE " TSG SLAPPY MEAL"

ONLY AVAILABLE AT PARTICIPATING STORES

HE'S AT IT AGAIN

NICE TRY GEORGE, BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT

WHAT A GIMP!

"THE THREE AMIGOS"

DO YOU THINK SHREK WOULD TURKEY SLAP FIONA?

THIS MONTHS HIGHEST ACHIEVER IN THE FIELD.

CONGRATS RONNIE

TSG

GEORGE BUSH TRIES TO GET IN ON THE ACT BUT FAILS MISERABLY

WHAT A GIMP!

CAMILLA

BB06

THIS GUY DOESN'T QUITE GET THE THEORY BEHIND TURKEY SLAPPIN' AND AS YOU CAN SEE IT HAS ENDED IN TRAGEDY.

I HOPE EVERYBODY LEARNS FROM THIS GUYS MISTAKE.

HERE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROMOTERS OF TURKIN'

HATS OFF TO ASH HE'S SPREAD THE WORD ON NATIONAL TV

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CHAMP

TSG

ENTER OUR COLOURING COMPETION AND WIN AN OFFICIAL RUBBER TURKEY SLAPPER- FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING.

RIGHT CLICK ON IMAGE AND SELECT "SAVE PICTURE AS" THEN PRINT IT FROM THE FOLDER YOU SAVE IT TO - IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.

GOBBLE, GOBBLE

TSG

SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TURKED, JUST ASK CAMILLA HERE'S A TECHNIQUE I PICKED UP IN 'NAM-IT WAS EFFECTIVE AGAINST CHARLIE SO YOU SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE AGAINST "JOE TURKEY SLAP" FROM DOWN THE ROAD.

USE IT WISELY

I TELL YOU, THERE IS NOTHING MORE INVIGORATING THAN A SELF- INDUCED TURKEY SLAP, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. I MAKE IT PART OF MY ROUTINE EVERYDAY.
IT CAN BE DIFFICULT AT FIRST BUT WITH A BIT OF PRE-STRETCHING IT IS VERY DO-ABLE.
VERY REWARDING; BUT BE WARNED EXCESSIVE USE CAN CAUSE BRUISING
"GOBBLE,GOBBLE"

HI MY NAME IS BILL. I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO TURKEY SLAPPING AND THE LESSONS TO BE LEARNT FROM ITS TEACHINGS.
I HOPE TO PASS SOME OF THIS INFORMATION ON THROUGH THIS BLOG.
HAPPY SLAPPIN'

HERE'S ME TURKIN'A BOX

THE TURKEY SLAP GURU HIMSELF

I LOVE TURKEY SLAPPIN'